I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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