I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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