WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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