dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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