worst night to have a conscience
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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