:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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