She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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