Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
well you can't waste a boner
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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