I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
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Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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