Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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