Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
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When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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