Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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