Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
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tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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