Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
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I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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