I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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