My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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