I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
Randomize
