I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
