I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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