Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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