Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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