normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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