No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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