I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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