They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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