Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
