I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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