Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)