Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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