New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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