some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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