Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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