he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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