I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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