May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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