and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
being pregnant is like rehab
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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