it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
