For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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