Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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