he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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