If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Your cock deserves a montage
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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