i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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