Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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