We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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