Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
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Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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