All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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