omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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