why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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