Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
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she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
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Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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