You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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