My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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