I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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