is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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