Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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