gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes