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• (516): View more from New York

  She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.

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  i dont think thats weird i think thats fun

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".

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• (805): View more from California

  Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You threw up with your ski mask on still.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke

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• (281): View more from Texas

  You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  sorry I blacked out our whole relationship

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.

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