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(203): View more from Connecticut

after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.

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(203): after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet. (1-203): your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd. http://tfl.nu/5pti

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.

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(262): I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom. http://tfl.nu/hw22

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

thats actually pretty good logic

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(724): I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars" (412): thats actually pretty good logic http://tfl.nu/znkn

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(480): View more from Arizona

West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH

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(480): West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH http://tfl.nu/ntsd

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....

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(508): He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well.... http://tfl.nu/3a9p

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(909): View more from California

My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.

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(909): My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up. http://tfl.nu/4jl3

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(912): View more from Georgia

You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.

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(912): You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood. http://tfl.nu/fy7n

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(330): View more from Ohio

we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.

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(330): we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it. http://tfl.nu/vxbj

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(419): View more from Ohio

You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.

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Um. I literally have no words.

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(419): You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service. (1-419): Um. I literally have no words. http://tfl.nu/ua9g

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(206): View more from Washington

You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.

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(206): You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick. http://tfl.nu/hzir

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(541): View more from Oregon

Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."

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(541): Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub." http://tfl.nu/xtt2

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(208): View more from Idaho

I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.

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(208): I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook. http://tfl.nu/vmgg

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(850): View more from Florida

Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.

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(850): Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book. http://tfl.nu/62om

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(216): View more from Ohio

First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.

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(216): First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong. http://tfl.nu/0nti

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(519): View more from Ontario

this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter

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(519): this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter http://tfl.nu/w0m6

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