I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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