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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR

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• (585): View more from New York

  I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate

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• (425): View more from Washington

  On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.

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